60% alkaline water

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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froody

Imagine being the last owner of Hanako, that 226 year old Japanese koi that was spawned in 1751 and died in 1977. A fish that outlived 7 emperors. A fish that survived the Second World War. And she dies in your care. I would never recover.

a-daks

I would find peace in that she felt comfortable enough to finally rest in my company. Fish remember faces and voices of their caretakers. Perhaps she loved the last too much to watch them die before her, too.

froody

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oh….yeah…maybe

pinkerpick
paper-mario-wiki

wish i had low level magic abilities. imagine how sick it would be to imbue a text post with a small spell. like a scratch and sniff sticker hex. you view my post and oh! the faint taste of milk chocolate. how pleasant. oh wow! just scrolled down and read another post, and this one made me randomly replay the memory of meeting a dog on the street the other day. how nice!

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